dear PA's

It has come to my attention that the PA's on this trip, whom I considered friends and always had the utmost respect for, read my blog and don't particularly like what they see. I have been aware for quite some time now that Calum (yes I'm finally naming names) is not a fan of mine because of the way I joke around with him. I'm assuming that is why he 'defriended' me on facebook soon after I mentioned this in my blog:

"Now this certain PA is somewhat of a joker and a bit of a smart ass (and by "somewhat" and "a bit" i mean totally)."

Come on now, defriending is how you say 'I'm mad at you'? What's next, are you gonna send me a nasty message on myspace? What ever happend to, 'hey that's actually a pretty big insult in europe' or 'would you mind taking that down'? Ya know, mature ways of going about things. Now I never meant what I said to him in a rude way, in fact any of my good friends know that the more I joke around with you the more comfortable I feel with you. You can now understand why it came as a shock to me when I found out about my unpopularity amongst the PA's, after I thought we had established a relationship where friends could joke around with friends. Well apparently the PA's don't particularly care for me because of the things they read in my blog. I'll admit, I cuss a lot and due to my honesty I haven't had the greatest things to say about some of our excursions, but until the day I die I swear I'll never change that about me. I am who I am and if you don't like it then I don't care, I'm not about to change myself for some people I'll never see again. In fact, I didn't even know they were reading. But as a fair warning to all of you out there who unbeknownst to me are keeping up with this: I AM AN HONEST PERSON AND I SPARE NO ONE! SOME OF THE MATERIAL IN MY BLOG MAY BE OFFENSIVE, BUT THAT IS JUST THE RISK YOU TAKE WHEN YOU READ THE SHIT I WRITE. This blog was created entirely for my family so that they could keep up with my adventures while I travel thousands of miles away from them. If the PA's decide to huddle around a computer in their office and read my blog only so that they can talk about what a rude little American I am, then so be it. But if you don't like what I have to say then here's an idea, STOP READING IT!