my european extravaganza!
for 6 weeks of pure awesomeness, myself, karla, and alejandro will be embarking on an expedition around the world!! or maybe just to london, scottland, and paris..we haven't exactly worked out all the details yet. this blog is so that my parents and loved ones know i'm alive, and also bask in misery while they view my pictures from gloomy USA.
Thursday, September 2, 2010
rigged awards..
1. Dr. Oldfield, I love you because you're like me. We both cuss a lot, and we both say crazy shit that people don't expect to hear but love to hear at the same time.
2. Mr. Newbolt, I love you because you're not like me. You see the world so differently from anyone I know I can't help but admire you.
As I listen to drunk bitches outside my room sing 1990's song all I can say is this, I love this program. I love Andy, Charlie, and even the PA's who hate me. I love the city of Cambridge, I loved the excursions (even Bath), and I love all the teachers and people I met here. It was by far the best experience I've ever had and I hope we all stay as close as we promised to be. Maybe it's because I'm sad to be leaving, or maybe it's the 7th glass of wine talking, but I'm so incredibly sad and happy to see this trip end. Sad because it means back to reality, and happy because I get to see my family and friends again.
Also, I'd just like to point this out: (since nobody else has the balls to) RANDOM MY ASS!! MIKE SASAOS;DIHT;LA GOT THE AMAZON GIFT CARD BECAUSE HE'S BEEN HOOKING UP WITH A PA! DON'T THINK YOU CAN TRY AND PULL A FAST ONE OVER ME! I'M MOST HATED AND HE'S MOST LUSTED AMONGST THAT GROUP! SO PUH-LEEEEZ HAVE THE DECENCY TO TELL US THE TRUTH AND SAY 'MIKE GETS $50 TONIGHT BECAUSE WE'RE BIASED, AND KAYLA DOESN'T BECAUSE SHE SPEAKS THE TRUTH.'
thank you, goodnight.
coming to an end
I've met so many amazing people on this trip and made friendships that I know will last a lifetime. It's amazing to think how close I've become with Karla and Annalyse after just 4 weeks. Annalyse, who I met for the first time at the airport security line, is now one of my closest friends who I can share anything with. Friendships have for sure been put to the test here and I'm so glad to know who truly stands by my side.
I may have had visited London once before in my life but nothing can compare to the experience I've had here. This time I was of drinking age, even though I didn't put it to use as often as my parents think I did! And this time, there was the Trailer of Life. Who would have known that a small trailer parked outside the market square that received only 3 stars from the health inspector would become my savior night after night. It's the closest thing to American food they have here and I must say, chips with cheese is my new favorite meal. Adam, trailer of life man, I owe you my life. But you owe me my anus back, because I'm pretty sure those cheesey fries messed up my intestine.
As Annalyse said, "new adventures can't begin until old ones end". I may be leaving Cambridge for good tonight but in the week that I have left here I'll be able to visit both Dublin and Paris. I never thought I would be able to say I visited 4 countries in 6 weeks, but now I can! (amost..)
To all the people I met on this trip, thank you so much for making it unforgettable. I couldn't have asked for a better group to share this experience with. I've seen them at their finest and I've seen them at their drunkest and I loved every minute of it. I better wrap this up sicne I have my final in 30 minutes! After that it's our art exhibition (uh oh...) and then our last formal dinner EVER! Then Annalyse, Karla, and I are off to Dublin.
Thank you everyone (especially my family) for allowing me to have the best 5 weeks of my life in a place an ocean and a continent away from home.

Wednesday, September 1, 2010
dear PA's
"Now this certain PA is somewhat of a joker and a bit of a smart ass (and by "somewhat" and "a bit" i mean totally)."
Come on now, defriending is how you say 'I'm mad at you'? What's next, are you gonna send me a nasty message on myspace? What ever happend to, 'hey that's actually a pretty big insult in europe' or 'would you mind taking that down'? Ya know, mature ways of going about things. Now I never meant what I said to him in a rude way, in fact any of my good friends know that the more I joke around with you the more comfortable I feel with you. You can now understand why it came as a shock to me when I found out about my unpopularity amongst the PA's, after I thought we had established a relationship where friends could joke around with friends. Well apparently the PA's don't particularly care for me because of the things they read in my blog. I'll admit, I cuss a lot and due to my honesty I haven't had the greatest things to say about some of our excursions, but until the day I die I swear I'll never change that about me. I am who I am and if you don't like it then I don't care, I'm not about to change myself for some people I'll never see again. In fact, I didn't even know they were reading. But as a fair warning to all of you out there who unbeknownst to me are keeping up with this: I AM AN HONEST PERSON AND I SPARE NO ONE! SOME OF THE MATERIAL IN MY BLOG MAY BE OFFENSIVE, BUT THAT IS JUST THE RISK YOU TAKE WHEN YOU READ THE SHIT I WRITE. This blog was created entirely for my family so that they could keep up with my adventures while I travel thousands of miles away from them. If the PA's decide to huddle around a computer in their office and read my blog only so that they can talk about what a rude little American I am, then so be it. But if you don't like what I have to say then here's an idea, STOP READING IT!
Monday, August 30, 2010
botanical gardens fo free!
Saturday, August 28, 2010
PUNT AND DIE

Friday, August 27, 2010
oh umbrella..
This photo was taken just before we left to go get dinner. It is the last picture of me with my umbrella. Annalyse said it wasn't kidnapped and actually ran away because it was tired of being violated. She just can't comprehend the relationship we had.

Thursday, August 26, 2010
come home safe umbrella

Monday, August 23, 2010
our epic day of boredom

Sunday, August 22, 2010
london in a weekend
^Picadilly Circus, aka Time Square of London. Also, thank you lady that took our picture. You're right we wanted just the statue and not the huge screens directly behind us.

Thursday, August 19, 2010
london in a day
Luckily I got some pictures of Trifalgar Square and Buckingham palace before it crapped out on me. Even more lucky of me, my friends are camera whores as well and took lots of pics for me!!
^Right after this he said, don't worry i know where we are, and then started taking us in the wrong direction yet again. This time, he listened to the sign when it said 'globe theater this way'. We were only an hour late picking them up.
Then it was off to Buckingham palace again so that Annalyse could see it. We couldn't find where the guards were to take pictures with so we settled for these walking fools.


^On our way to the Globe theater with the much prettier Tower Bridge in the background. This time we watched a Shakespearean comedy called 'The Merry Wives of Windsor'. Muuuuuch better than that crap we were forced to sit through last time, but at least we got to sit! Since the program people are super cheap, they only got half the students sitting seats while the other half got put in the standing area as if they were peasants. The 3 of us got sitting seats but they made everyone switch halfway through so me Karla and Annalyse definitely got a good view of the play with our chins resting on the stage. Poor Annalyse could barely see over the ledge though, we're gonna bring her a stool next time.
Sunday, August 15, 2010
STONEHENGE: calendar or brothel?
Saturday, August 14, 2010
bathe yourself in my adventures in BATH
Friday, August 13, 2010
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY!!

Anyways, apparently people besides you dad and jen read my blog so I'll just leave it at:
HAVE A HAPPY _##_ BIRTHDAY!! I LOOOOOOOOVE YOUUUUUUUUU!!

Thursday, August 12, 2010
a little sneak peak
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3n03GM6dhzQ
Monday, August 9, 2010
europe's greatest possible investment: trash cans
Sunday, August 8, 2010
no more hikes please
and then i died.
Saturday, August 7, 2010
disrespecting history is what i do best
the morning i stopped trusting the PA's
Friday, August 6, 2010
one disappointment after another
Thursday, August 5, 2010
first night in braveheart
my size playground
Wednesday, August 4, 2010
PUNT OR DIE...and drinks
So basically punting is the cambridge version of gondolas, except they stupidly let tourists take boats out by themselves and crash into other boats and walls. The first guy to go (white guy in bottom picture) pretty much sucked. It took us like 20 mins just to get out of the entrance area and when we finally went under the bridge all the people sitting in the cafe by the river clapped for us. In his defense it is hard to avoid going in circles...it was just much harder for him. After a while I offered to trade spots with him and basically I killed it. What can I say, all that physics finally paid off.