Sunday, August 15, 2010

STONEHENGE: calendar or brothel?



Stonehenge is a place where people can gaze upon the mystery that is huge rocks. How did they get there? What purpose do they serve? Well I have come up with a solution for all questions, and no it wasn't aliens.


HOW IT WAS CREATED: many people believe that man power alone wasn't sufficient enough to lift the stones. Obviously the next best guess would be that a tribe of green fellows on UFO came and zapped the rocks into place. I say, turn off SciFi and go meet someone of the opposite sex. Some ancient civilization built stonehenge the same way the Egyptians built the pyramids: lots of slaves. Sure maybe one man couldn't stand a stone straight up, but I bet 100 men could! Problem 1, solved.



WHAT WAS IT FOR: As seen in the picture above, the middle rock is a penis, and the set of 3 rocks are women's legs/vajingo. You might say my mind is in the gutter but take a look at it again and have your 'ahhhh' moment. People would climb onto the rocks, pray to the goddess of fertility, and then do the nasty. The reason the civilization died off so soon is because the now impregnated women probably died trying to climb down the rocks. You would assume a civilization smart enough to build the mating ground would have remembered to include steps! Problem 2, solved.




Nowadays Stonehenge is used by the city to make money, and by tourists to take 50 different ridiculous pictures from every angle of the circle path encompassing the rocks.

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